paradise city

where the gr-ss is green and the girls are pretty.
take me down to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green and the girls are pretty
take me home (oh won’t you please take me home)
(n.) where the gr-ss is green and the girls are pretty.
take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
take me home
(oh, won’t you please take me home) x2

just a’ urchin livin’ under the street
i’m a hard case that’s tough to beat
i’m your charity case
so buy me somethin’ to eat
i’ll pay you at another time
take it to the end of the line

ragz to richez or so they say
ya gotta-keep pushin’ for the fortune and fame
it’s all a gamble when it’s just a game
ya treat it like a capital crime
everybody’s doin’ their time

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
oh wont you please take me home, yeah

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
take me home

strapped in the chair of the city’s gas chamber
why i’m here i can’t quite remember
the surgeon general says it’s hazardous to breathe
i’d have another cigarette but i can’t see
tell me who you’re gonna believe

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
take me home, yeah

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
oh wont you please take me home, yeah!

so far away
so far away
so far away
so far away

captain america’s been torn apart
now he’s a court jester with a broken heart
he said-
turn me around and take me back to the start
i must be losin’ my mind-
“are you blind?”
i’ve seen it all a million times

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
take me home, yeah

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
oh won’t you please take me home

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
take me home, yeah

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
oh wont you please take me home, home

i wanna go
i wanna go
oh wont you please take me home
i wanna see
i wanna see
oh won’t you please take me home

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
take me home, yeah

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
oh, won’t you please take me home, yeah

take me down
take me down
oh won’t you please take me home
i wanna see
i wanna see
oh won’t you please take me home

i wanna see
i wanna see
take me home

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
take me home, yeah

take me down
to the paradise city
where the gr-ss is green
and the girls are pretty
oh, won’t you please take me home, yeah

take me down
i wanna go
oh won’t you please take me home
a song by guns n roses that has to be played at maximum volume.
what the h-ll are you doing listening to paradise city on headphones?
1. home
2. so far away
3. where the gr-ss is green and the girls are pretty
4. a guns n’ roses song with an epic guitar solo in the end
slash totally f-ckin’ rips it in the end of paradise city!

take me down to the paradise city where the gr-ss is green and the girls are pretty, oh won’t you please take me home.

so far away, so far away, so far away, so far awaaaaaaaay!
when someone sings the wrong lyric during a song or lipsyncs the song wrong
“take me down to the paradise city, na na na na pretty”

duude he’s doing a paradise city!