parallel construction
the government broke its own laws and violated your rights. but f-ck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. you going to jail.
cop: we didn’t have reasonable grounds to stop and search.
prosecutor: get up to date man! no problem! i’ll just use a parallel construction.
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