paramarker
a telemark skier who makes parallel turns without dropping a knee. a paramarker usually skis in the back seat on ultra fat skis with super stiffy boots and bindings.
why is that guy skiing in the back seat? he has tele gear but he’s making parallel turns. oh wait, he’s a paramarker.
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