Paramuting


while feeling paranoid, pressing pause on your mp3 player to hear what people around you are talking about, while giving the impression that you are still lisening to music.
(while wearing headphones)

jack: dude i can hear what your talking about
jill:chilaxe man and stop paramuting

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