Paranoid packaging
the kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. in other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. but you can’t get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. so you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.
mattel is using more paranoid packaging. have you seen the new barbie? getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.
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