paranormal blacktivity


when funny -ss ghostly sh-t happens to black ppl like myself
black girl: i think dere sum really f-cked up paranormal blacktivity a churches chicken on 153 street

black girl 2: gurl how u noe tht

black girl: cuz gurl i alway buy 5 biscuit at da store but when i got home dere was only 3 up in da box

dum -ss! lol
a. one who has appeared randomly from any direction which has, in turn, caused disturbance to a group of people, friends or a single person.

b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.

c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene
a.) i was calmly walking the school yard (or college campus) when i saw a shadow from the corner of my eye, i go to look and see nothing. moments later a familiar face appears in front of me and i jump! as they laugh, i’m thinking, “…pure paranormal blacktivity.”

b.) “dude! what the heck! you just paranormal blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!”

c.)

“oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!” person a.
“naw what was it?” person b.
“not what but who! paranormal blacktivity.” person c.

Read Also:

  • Parpy McShitter

    the art of female v-g-n-l gas release (a parp) whilst defecating at the same time (sh-tter). to be a true parpy mcsh-tter, the women must do this act into a mcdonalds mcflurry icecream container. then a straw or other eating device can be added and served to the customer. i was up at gregs house […]

  • snootch87

    etymology greek for tanya. one who is small of wit. deragatory term for a greek person named tanya who has bangs and wears a pacific trail jacket. yo i was chillin and then snootch87 came around so i had to leave. someone who is your bebe biffle me and snootch87 went to the movies to […]

  • snorger

    a person who is fake, who lies or gets away with things by using many compliments and wooing people jackie f ” i cant believe our teacher let her just go change her test answers” ” i no!! she is sucha snorger!” says michaela

  • Snortforgle

    when a dog runs around with it’s nose very close to the ground looking like a vacuum cleaner. after dinner rover always snortforgles under the table.

  • saavan

    hindu origin; meaning rain. (usually a name for boys.) i like the saavan rain tonight.


Disclaimer: paranormal blacktivity definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.