parapooping
in a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. one then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet. if one has diarrhea, this is called an enola spray.
james: yo that seat is gross.
phil:just go parap–ping.
when you lay toilet paper across the toilet bowl to catch p–p so it won’t splash or make noise.
no one knows when i go because i am a parap–ping master.
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