parascoping
the act of quickly turning your chat window on facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. it is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.
i was parascoping on facebook last night, spotted jenny so i quickly submerged again. that broad has all the personality of herpes.
verb.
when one’s p-n-s goes though the opening of his boxers. usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
dan: “good morning christy!”
christy: “dude! fix your boxers! you’re parascoping!”
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