parasitic friend


a “friend” who really isn’t a friend at all, but rather -ssumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only “friend” they have.
friend 1: you’re driving kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
friend 2: ….yeah…
friend 1: i thought you hated her!
friend 2: she’s a parasitic friend

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