Parcel

when an individual chooses not to partic-p-te in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.
1. ‘everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not john. he’s falling asleep in the corner. he’s a f—ing parcel’
2. ‘you’re just sat there being boring, you’re a parcel mate’
3. ‘look at all of these parcels, they can’t handle how crazy this club is’
word used to describe attractive females, usually wearing revealing clothing. originally the word was only used to describe teen sl-ts, but grew more sophisticated as time went on. when using the word, the phrase “hook up” can be replaced with “pick up.”
“let’s go pick up some lovely young parcels.”

“look at that parcel walking down the street.”
h-m-. a tuna who really likes other men. term originally coined by jeremy shockley, ny giants.
the male figure skater was proud to be parcels.
when an individual chooses not to partic-p-te in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.
1. ‘everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not john. he’s falling asleep in the corner. he’s a f—ing parcel’
2. ‘you’re just sat there being boring, you’re a parcel mate’
3. ‘look at all of these parcels, they can’t handle how crazy this club is’