pardoning the turkey
a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an -ss-backwards minority
a.) by pardoning the turkey, the president enraptured peta.
b.) steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the new years party.
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