Parental cockblock
for younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. when either your parent(s) or your partner’s parent(s) successfully c-ckblock your chances of getting laid. a wingman is unable to prevent the c-ckblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental c-ckblock.
for people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental c-ckblock? wow, your life sucks!
boy baby i want youstarts kissing
girl i want you toohot and heavy kissing
girl’s phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
girl: baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
boy: ok, i’ll leave in 5 minutes
girl’s phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
girl: my dad wants you out now baby, i’m sorry
boy: d-mn parental c-ckblock
shouts upstairs
that’s a b-tch move homie, b-tch move!
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