parental controls
something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don’t worry kids, their are sites you can get on
go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)
a pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. also allows the”administrator” (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.
parental controls do not really understand what they’re supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search ‘naked’ with no problems.
“you keep downloading viruses, i’m gonna put parental controls on your computer so you can’t do anything mwahahahaha” – your evil dad
a censoring mother f-cker that my ex girlfriend cant go to a gmail account cause they dont want lil kids to learn how to use the real intenrnet. implentend by d-cks. i aint got any. but im sure i can hack them by doing the google cache view!!! google will pwn j00!!!!! it is censorware that can go suck a d-ck. heres some lowercase…
f-ck aol
a very useless piece of sh-t that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they’re scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, “very valuable information” that they don’t want you to f-ck up. you can’t see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, p-rn. parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can’t. but, if you’re using google chrome, you can easily byp-ss the fact that you can’t download anything. but, unfortunately, you can’t go to the blocked websites or not have sh-tty -ss time limits. 🙁
“if you stop going to sites you’re not supposed to go to, maybe we might take parental controls off. but it also depends if you’re being minding and if you’re doing what you’re supposed to do and not be on sh-t you’re not supposed to be on.” —-your evil mom and dad
parental contols is tourtcherous h-ll.
possibly the worst so called “reality” show that has ever been made. it is a show on mtv which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her -sshole boyfriend. the mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. this show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. the acting is awful and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. i recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is g-d awful, you will probably be hooked. it’s so bad it’s good.
person 1 “yo did you see the new show parental control?”
person 2 “yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours”
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