parentertaining
what you do when your parents come to town and you have to show them around. includes visiting botanical gardens, nodding when they point at things in shop windows that you can’t get “back home”, and steering them away from drug-addled b-ms.
mate i can’t come to the pub this afternoon, i’m parentertaining.
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