parents
the reason my life sucks right now
my parents are -ssholes.
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the chains around your ankles until you’ve managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.
i’d be getting laid if it weren’t for my parents.
noun. the people who brought you into this world, pretend to love you, and then proceed by sh-tting on your life.
my parents just told me that i have to go home tomorrow.
the people that blame you for everything that goes wrong.
your the reason that everything in my life sucks
people who you have every urge to kill somethimes and love the other times and on times you would like to pretnd don’t exist.
parents will be parents
(n.) a member of the familiy, who takes first priority in trying to make your life miserable.
my parents said i can’t go to the party.
the reason that the teenage years are a living h-ll. they’re only goal in life is to make sure you dont have one. also, to make sure you’re childhood is worse than theirs was. and they never have good reasons to back their arguement up.
me-can i go out with my friends?
mother-no
me-why not?
mother-because.
-like thats an actual answer.-
the only thing between you and an endless sh-tload of p-rn watching.
hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?
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