Parfact
“parfact” is an example of a cryptolect originating from the worcestershire area of the uk. parfact encomp-sses a wide range of covert principles, from the most basic use of opposites (ie. “yes” becomes “no”, albeit pr-nounced in a rather obnoxious, exaggerated tone eg. “nnnoooooooooo”), through to the addition of extra syllables to add hidden meaning to words (“loser” becomes losazer, pr-nounced “loo-za-zeer”). controversially, the use of parfact tends often to aim insults at an oblivious victim, much to the amus-m-nt of those who comprehend the elements of the cryptolect.
i’m the tw-t, not rushden, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… parfact
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