Parfait Race


when staying at a buffet all day (in order to get the most out of the all-you-can-eat premise), a parfait race usually ensues as a form of combatting intense bordom. first, two buffet patrons take the least palatable food item available (the warm jell-o and old whipped cream parfait cup). next, the racers eat the disgusting parfait as fast as they can. n-body really wins, everybody loses, except the people watching.
aaron won the parfait race, except not really, because buffet parfait is nasty.

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