Paris Hilton
like kansas, flat, white and easy to enter
the #1 coin collection by conan o’brien
the paris hilton.
paris hilton on south park
paris as a brunette hottie
paris hilton – from her s-x tape
evolution of paris hilton
paris hilton
(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(3) jaundice
(4) anorexia
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (s-xually or no) for their ability to dress like a sk-nk and their daddy’s money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet p-rn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub sk-nk, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors…
(11) f-cking annoying
she had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very f-cking paris hilton
a skinny ugly rich b-tch who don’t deserve anything she got
paris hilton is a sk-nky ho
‘economist: what goes up must come down.
as to
paris hilton: i must go down on what comes up.’ –the cone zone
that one really cracked me up
what exactally did paris hilton do to become a “celebrity”? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
-in science cl-ss-
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a b-ttload of eyeshadow on it.
a pair of enormous feet with a skinny celebutante sprouting up from them.
paris hilton is looking for a pair of shoes — transvest-te boutique perhaps?
the paris hilton where the doors are always open to anyone to wants to enter. the paris hilton also includes a complimentary wh-r-gisboard buffet. also provides room service ~~ for free!!!
c-m one, c-m all!!!
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