Paris Hilton Defence


a lame excuse to get out of something you said that you’d
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time…

aka: paris hilton defense (us spelling)
“i promised to help my friend move house, but i just went with
the paris hilton defence.”

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