park a darkie


to defecate, do a poo, to go to the toilet, number 2
-to sit upon the toilet seat and lay a good healthy brown faecal log into the bowl.

parked a darkie, parking a darkie
also spelled darky
houseboy: “would you like a m-ssage now, george?
clooney: “not now, i’m about to go park a darkie.”

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