park creeper
a park creeper is somebody that becomes one with the bark and seminates the roots creating hybrid saplings.
a park creeper for example would be a vegan took his love for vegetation to far and bush whacked over the sycamore and aimed for the roots and created a hybrid family tree that was named conifer barkley
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