Park Slope Speedball
combination of xanax and starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.
pushing junior around brooklyn all morning isn’t tolerable without my daily dose of the park slope speedball
##kids #drugs #mommy #hipster #brooklyn
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