park street
a trashy bar in columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. if you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. when this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a p-n-s that can only be measured by the micron scale.
random bystander: “yo dude he’s throwin’ up the peace signs”
the one being choked: “gargle gargle gargle”
micro-p-n-s choker:”givin’ him the park street”
random bystander: “oh ok, he must be another innocent person”
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