Park your boat in turtle bay
the art of sticking your p-n-s in the -rs- of a female.
guy 1: did you pull last night?
guy 2: yes mate, she was filth!
guy 1: did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
guy 2: i didn’t give her a choice!
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