Parker

parkers are usualy amazing. they are aggressive, they are great in bed. they are amazing boyfriends. parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.
girl- dang im sore
girl 2- o it must be parker
girl- yah he is so aggressive
parkers are sweet, funny, gentle, yet manly, and very polite. these boys are the type of boys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying or angry. they are very funny, always reciting the hilarious movie/show lines or just a story or joke. they captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. there amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes mesmerize you into a soothing, happy feeling. their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her even in front of their/his/her friends. parkers will always treat you important and nicely. they even laugh at jokes that arent funny just for the person to feel better. they are also very witty and smart.
parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. they are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. they enjoy playing “call of duty” and soccer, with some football on the side. these men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
they care about the way they look always dressing s-xy and delicious in sweaters jeans active wear and of course, adidads!
parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. they know how to say no and stick to it. once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. they also take in past experiences and learn from them.
parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.
friend: “aww girl your boyfriend is so proud of you. he is such a parker!”
me:”i know… he is a keeper:)”
a lady’s man/ s-xy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won’t and his d-ck is huge
i saw parker last night with 20 chicks
someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.
tom: sh-t man, i don’t have any weed or any money to buy any
greg: yo, thats okay, come with me i will blaze you
tom: thanks man you rule! you are such a parker!
a guy who loves life, and is sweet. he deserves to be treated with respect, and it a total cutie. he’ll always be by your side, and is very thoughtful. if a parker likes you, dont ruin your chance with him, cause he is sure something. 🙂
parker is the most ahmazing guy ever!
an absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous s-x appeal. there is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.
parker: “i’m awesome”
everyone in the room: -awkward silence-.
parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he’s liking you back. almost always gorgeous, with sh-ggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named joseph, but liked their middle name better.
girl: omg ur such a parker!!
boy: actually, my first name is joseph, but whatever.
girl: oh… hi parker!!!
boy: -exasperated sigh-

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