parker girl
one-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, cl-ssy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. they are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.
dude i hooked up with a parker girl last night, i pray to g-d she calls me back.
they are the most awesome girl ever!! they funny, nice and really pretty…
that parker girl last night was amazing!!
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