Parker Luck
named for the hero of spider-man; refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks. this trait may be heriditary in spider-man’s case, as his parents were successful cia agents but died in an plane crash.
“my aunt is in a coma, i’m a fugitive from the law, and i can’t help but feel something bad is about to happen to my marriage…d-mn this parker luck!”
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