parking dead
that unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. see also: the driving dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.
i woke this mornng to join the legions of the parking dead.
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