Parking lot dippin’
when a man receives oral pleasure by standing over the partic-p-nt and “dips” his genitalia and/or genitals into said partic-p-nt’s mouth. this action must be performed within the limits of a parking lot in order to const-tute valid “parking lot dippin.”
parking lot dippin’ is my preferred method of oral s-x. the trajectory allows me to better discharge my s-m-n directly to the back of the woman’s esophagus. if properly executed, the sk-nk will choke violently.
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