Parking Lot Roulette
stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.
akeem: dam, work was h-ll today, i can wait to get home, what floor you on?
semmi: four, no wait, six, aww sh-t, looks like i’m playing parking lot roulette
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