Parking spot vulture
parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. they hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. this happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
wow. i thought i would never make it to the library. as soon as i entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. i ended up parking on a side street and walking.
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