Parking the Pink Cannondale
a childish cyclists’ euphemism for having s-x
“oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he’s got a new girlfriend- too busy parking the pink cannondale…………..”
or
“he parked the pink cannondale at london bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to p-ssing tourists.”
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