Parko
some kid with a m-ssive foreskin
timothy ‘parko’ parkinson
an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years.
i hope when i move to la i don’t get a parko
part goth, part emo, all pointdexter
one who treads that fine line between “s-xually ambiguous” and straight out c-ckmunch
lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be “alternative”
known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
“oh i love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck – what is that for?”
“that’s the key to my late grandmother’s chast-ty belt”
“dude, what the f-ck?”
check out ed in his purple cowboy boots and elton john sunnies – is he doing a parko?
man, i had no luck with the ladies last night – i should’ve pulled a parko…then i’d truly be b-lls deep…
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