Parlamentied


a major screw-up at your own hands. this usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. often is committed when with the opposite s-x.
so i almost went all the way with cindy last night, but i totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.

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