Parmo potbelly
the hard stomach bulge of a middlesbrough man caused by the copious consumption of parmesans (or the parmo dish), the local junk food delicacy of the town.
him: you know what, babe, i could just knack a parmo, me.
her: yeah, i’m a bit peckish too. get a full one and we’ll share it. get a litre of c-ke, some donner meat and a tub of garlic as well.
him: f-ck me, you’ll be growing a bigger parmo potbelly than me at this rate…
her: shurrup soft lad and get it ordered.
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