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  similar to a trophy wife, only without the appeal. rarely wears make-up or flattering outfits, opting instead for mom jeans and baggy t-shirts. travels by minivan, often with beads, a dream catcher or a hawaiian lei hanging from the mirror. not likely to have had any augmentation or surgical improvements done, instead believing in “natural […]

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  when you are speed walking, almost to the point of running to get to a party, but still keeping your cool so your not out of breath when you reach the party. we parked far away so we party paced it to see the epic keg stand.

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  when someones c-ms in your mouth, and you then p-ss it back to them in a kiss see also (snowballing) he wanted to whip my -ss after i p-ssed the oyster

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• patio sloth

  one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who p-ss by. hey ma, its a patio sloth.

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