PARON BOMB
a paron bomb is a c-cktail comprised of crispin hard cider, and captian morgan rum. the captain is dropped into the crispin, and chugged like a man. its enjoyment level crosses somewhere between a s-x on the beach and a strike out. i hope thats vague. you need your own experience, it’s original, it’s new, and it’s for you. its a great drink to order when you’re in charge of ordering- it will make you look more like man- an original man. not some youtube sensation ordering jäger bombs. the only thing the paron bomb shares is the clink clank of the gl-sses dropping. cheers.
naive man 1: hey dude, order us something good, maybe a shot?
-orders
genius man 2: here, this is a paron bomb.
naive man 1: my life now begins.
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