parping
as in “farting about”: a series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the ‘parper’ prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc… such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc… (it’s a chick thing!)
dave: “c’mon olive, the films starts in 10 minutes”
olive: “i’m coming, two minutes”
dave: “c’mon olive, the films starts in 5 minutes”
olive: “i’m coming, one minute”
dave: “c’mon olive, the films starting”
olive: “we’re going to miss the start!”
dave: “well if you didn’t spend so much time parping around we’d have got there on time”
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