Parrotfish
is a phrase to describe a male person that is a ‘social chameleon’ when around his male friends displays vulgar and unrefined behaviour, he is generally unsophisticated and has low morals. however when trying gain the affection of the opposite s-x, uses superficial romantic charm to make casual acquaintance, in antic-p-tion of s-xual relations and to satisfy his narcissistic ego . the parrot fish will become aggressive and ridicule another male that enters his sp-ce whilst conducting his performance/act .
in the animal kingdom. a parrott fish is a beautiful, tropical and graceful creature underwater. take it out of the water it is slimy nasty creature particularly against it’s own gender.
he is such a good guy when he is out his buddies, but around woman he is a parrot fish
look, he is parrot fishing for that waitress.
2 more definitions
an armenian male with an aquiline nose and a bushy goatee; an armenian man that is handy with fixing things; a handyman.
razmik is a parrotfish.
razmik can fix that door because he’s such a parrotfish.
awkward
thats so parrot fish – meaning thats so awkward
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