parson
a protesant, especially anglican, minister
“in the meadow we can see a snowman. let’s pretend that he is parson brown.”
when a girl sticks her entire tounge in your -sshole.
last night i was with a girl and she gave me a parson. i’ve never had the full tounge before.
a man with a hunch back who smells like oatmeal and likes to look at teenage girls.
that parson smells like the quaker oats guy!
a parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids’ shows. thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. overall failure in life.
‘hey guss big news’ “no, shut up” ‘i found a bug’ “n-body cares” ‘
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