Parsons the new school of design


parsons is a branch of the new school in greenwhich village, manhatten. parsons is a member of the -ssociation of independent colleges of art and design (aicad), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the united states. it’s an art school famously known for it’s fashion and located in the garment district. it has been in project runway, and has a very large population of gay students. it has very compet-tive admissions, and excellent resources. the security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.
“jenny the lunch lady from parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!”

“ha. well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into nyc.”

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