Parsonsed
when a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.
yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.
the act of defacating on someone’s face, then giving them a swirlie.
“did you hear that sean got parsonsed the other day?”
when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer -rg-smic vibration
what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye saaaaawwwweeeet
the act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.
-what’s up woth sister mary joseph? she seems pretty happy today.
-oh, she was parsonsed this morning
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