Part-time back syndrome
a highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack–rs- waitress’ causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.
this particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! as p.t.b.s appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of ‘servalone’ to deal with the nagging affliction.
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