Part Time Pirate
thou, that doeseth decieve thy neighbour via misconception of mortal bar fighting wounds by way of an eye patch.
jayden: dude, look at this nasty stab wound i got in a bar fight. in the face! (points at eyepatch.)
random dude 1: woah!
(later)
random dude 2: man, that jayden is bullsh-ttin’ ’bout that eye stab thing, just like the time he said he beat up that subway manager
random dude 1: yeah, i heard he just got conjunctivitis and couldn’t be f-cked going to see a doctor.
random dude 2: what a f-cking part time pirate…
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