Partaining
the act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your -ss with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.
“dude, did you lay a partaining on him last weekend?” -guy 1
“yeah i partained him hard, 152 to 49.” -guy 2
“that’s crazy, he’s so terrible.” -guy 1
“…i also had intercourse with his mother.” -guy 2
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