Partoon
he who is at one, with his awesome-ness. he who cannot be beaten.
duuude, your like, soooo totally partoon. hey thanks man, but he who is partoon must be so much cooler than i.
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trying to motorboat two girls but they end up motorboating each other.
” hey joe how was it with those two hoes last night?”
” oh man i watched them partoon each other.”
” sweet”
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