party cannon
pinkie never leaves home without one.
‘i never leave home without my party cannon!’
1 more definition
named for the metaphor of bringing a cannon (like a small civil war cannon) to a party to do one of two things
1. pulled when someone says something toolish
2. used to disperse a crowd in a bar of people you don’t like.
1. sam and rick outside during smoke break
sam: hey rick, it’s your birthday coming up and we should celebrate. let’s do something cool; we’ll make it a party
rick: no can do, i have some work to do. anyway, i really enjoy work and think get-togethers are getting sort of old, you know?
sam: -imitates pulling the draw string of a cannon- party cannon! that is the lamest toolish p-ss i’ve ever heard. take your head out of your -ss and let’s go celebrate your f-ckin’ birthday.
2. paul: joe pulled out the party cannon when the stamp collectors -ssociation started singing at his favorite bar. it dispersed them, and then joe and his friends could drink and have a good time in peace.
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