Party Platter


when a woman is giving you head, you simply use her head as a tray to hold your bowl of munchies.
i was h-rny and hungry so i told sh-lly that i wanted a party platter.
when there is s-m-n, sh-t, vomit, and mustard on your c-ck and you stick it in a hoe’s mowf
that hoe was down for anything so i offered her my best party platter.

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