Party System
a way to cl-ssify and organize the people who affiliate with and surround you according to how you view them. the people are organized into these distinct parties:
first party: yourself (“i” am the first party)
second party: close friends/ relatives who are a benefit to your overall well being
third party: coincidental characters, people who you do not know and are neither a benefit or a detriment to your overall well being
fourth party: idiots. people that kinda- really p-ss you off, and thus deserve their own catagory
fifth party: subhumans. people that are so freaking stupid they can’t even be considered a human being anymore
sixth party: people who don’t exist. these people are so unbearably terrible that you refuse to acknowledge their existance. they’re just… not even there
-note: the party system is a simple comical device, and should not be used to intentionally degrade or put down others.
party system uses in real life:
bob: “for crying out loud, who are all these third party individuals at our cafe??”
frank: “apparently the cafe across the street got shut down.”
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bob: “wow man, jose is so stupid, i think i’m gonna have to demote him to fourth party.”
frank: “yeahh…”
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bob: “ughh! oh my… oh for crying out… ok. thats it i can’t stand beth anymore. she’s not even there. i think we have ourselves a sixth party”
frank: “who’s beth?”
bob: “good man!”
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