party wounds
injuries incurred from typical party activities such as heavy drinking and dancing. positive descriptions of one’s party wounds e.g. “check out this bruise!” serve as badges of honour. the more serious the wound the harder one must have been partying.
see also bangover
“how was the party at hugo’s?”
“face melting! i suffered some harsh party wounds”
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